Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion Wants a Sequel, Disney C*ckblocks Everybody

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Further proof that Disney is a garbage corporation run by monsters: Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow — the stars of 1997 classic Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion — and Robin Schiff — producer and screenwriter who also wrote the play on which the film is based — have all agreed that they’d love to come back and do sequel to the movie that lead every chubby sarcastic nine-year-old (but mostly me) to believe that Janeane Garofalo was their (my) spirit animal. They want a sequel. Everyone at Comic Con wants a sequel. I want a sequel. You probably also want a sequel because you’re not a garbage monster. Why no sequel?

Answer: because Disney, like the straight white man, has all the power and Disney, like SCOTUS in the Hobby Lobby Case, keeps saying no! Disney is a garbage monster!

Said Sorvino to E! Online: “Disney, if you’re listening — everybody wants it!…Me and Lisa and Robin would love to do a sequel. We have asked Disney before. It’s Disney that has to decide to say yes.”

Disney: What. Is wrong with you people.

[E! Online]

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