We have not recovered. Queen Bey just sung, danced, surfborted, watched her toddler daughter jam out to herself, and accepted the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at the 2014 MTV VMAs, presented by her as of yet still-hubs Jay Z. (Though he seemed perhaps tellingly blasé during the presentation itself.) Check out the performance, parts one and two, below.
Oh, but did we mention the Blue Ivy cutaways?
And Blue Ivy breaking it down?
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