WATCH: There’s a New Pop Song About Tinder and I Hate Myself for Loving It

Okay, GRANTED the woman on lead vocals in this shamefully catchy Miracles of Modern Science song about Tinder has an undeniable Marnie Michaels quality that you may find off-putting. Also, granted: the first dude that gets swiped right on in this dreamy pop cyber-anthem is like, the beardiest, long-hairedest dude you would swipe right on in a heartbeat, because he seems like a chillwave feminist whose taste in music is cooler than yours, but you would never admit to your friends that you swiped right on him until you were in like, a deeply committed flirtlationship? You know, that guy? He’s pretty much the proto-that guy.

Whatever, my heart’s a hungry animal. I’ll be here for you when you’ve listened to this four times in a row and hate yourself, too.

[h/t The Cut]

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