Satiate Your Inner 15-Year-Old: Listen to Julian Casablancas’ New 11-Minute Song

There’s only one thing you would’ve loved more than a song called “Human Sadness” by the ultra dreamy Julia Casablancas when you were a high school freshman and that’s if someone explained how getting eaten out was supposed to work and then the senior whom you crushed on did that to you. Unfortunately none of these things were made available to you and that’s why you slammed your bedroom door so often, okay, MOMMM?!

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