By Luke O’Neil
After years of cohabiting for nine years and raising six children together, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally tied the old knot, the Associated Press is reporting. “The couple married in Chateau Miraval, their estate in France, in a private ceremony attended by close family and friends, the spokesperson said,’ US writes.
Big news indeed. Here are a few appropriate ways to mark the occasion, for you, the regular-ass slob.
1-9) Go about your normal day like you would any other day, because it doesn’t matter to you in any way.
10) Join a gym.
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