5 Things You Should Know About the Downton Abbey Porn Parody

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There’s a wealth of Downton Abbey parodies to choose from and as far as we’re concerned it’s impossible to top Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’s Downton Sixbey. However when we heard that our favorite British drama was going to get a XXX makeover, we were all about it, albeit a little disappointed we weren’t the ones to dream it up. A Harmony Films production, it’s called Down on Abby and will debut on April Fool’s Day. ** The Dowager Countess has yet to comment on the titillating satire.

Now, here are the salacious details you need to know about the less-closetedly-freaky Crawley clan and their dirty staff:

1. It’s set at the Bottomley Manor Estate — only a step below Highclere Castle, we imagine.

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2. Lord and Lady Grabhem live at the estate with their stepdaughters Abby and Fanny.

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3. Bates is now Master Bates.

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4. The film stars Lexi Lowe (picture below) as Abby , as well as Ben Dover, Clarke Kent, and more Jasmine Jae.
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5. There are historical inaccuracies. The only thing you can be sure of is…

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