We shamelessly chortled at our screencaps from the bloodbath that was the Alexander Wang free clothing extravaganza, but little did we know the brand’s sample sale was right around the corner, forcing us to come to terms with our own barbaric shopping-at-slashed-prices propensities that will be on full display once the floodgates open and racks-on-racks-racks of discounted Wang goods are up for grabs. So, here’s what you need to know if you plan on fighting us tooth and nail:
Who: You (and us, so WTFO)
What: Ready-to-wear from Pre-Fall 2012, Fall 2012 and Resort 2013 collections at 70% off. An array of handbags and footwear at 65% off. T by Alexander Wang at 75% off.
Where: 131 Greene Street
When: Tuesday, August 20, and goes through Saturday August 24
Why: Because duh.
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