Anderson Cooper is only three days into his eponymous daytime talk show, but he’s already gone spray tanning with Snooki. And this isn’t just any old spray tan — it’s a muscle-defining spray tan, in which they airbrush on muscles for that extra, extra cut look. Just like Mariah Carey!
There’s a lot to love about this video, but Snooki’s reaction to a shirtless Cooper might be our favorite part.
“I had no idea Mr. Anderson had muscles. So when he took off his shirt and he had, like, a huge peanut muscle, it was pretty cool.”
A couple things: we had no idea Mr. Anderson was so pale. She also actually calls him “Mr. Anderston” but we’ll chalk that up to a mouth fumble. Also: Mr. Anderson? Snooki totally jacked our steez.