Full disclosure: Imelda Marcos gleefully clutching a pair of Charlotte Olympia Kitty flats totally would’ve been topped this list had we only hit Command-Shift-3 before someone removed the incendiary snap from Instagram.
Well, whatever. It’s no use crying over missed screenshots anyway, especially when so much other intriguing stuff is happening behind the scenes in Fashion World right now.
Up first: Andrej Pejic rode a horse, subsequently fell off that horse and got stitches while playing Dracula‘s brother on a Turkish soap opera. Frockwriter has more details on the androgynous model’s first speaking role, but the pics themselves tell a fascinating story of McQueen-like costumes and hot pants as equestrian attire.
Speaking of unusual getups: Juergen Teller brought out the short-shorts (in red, no less) for his book signing and … the Céline show. We suppose if anyone can appreciate the irony of activewear at Paris Fashion Week, it’s Phoebe Philo, aka the genius who turns ugly shoes pretty.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.