In the grand tradition of forcing you to make tough decisions based solely on the fashion choices of the rich and famous, we bring you today’s sartorial showdown: Angelina Jolie in black versus Gwyneth Paltrow in white. Let’s take a look!
At the Berlin premiere of The Tourist, Angelina donned a strapless black velvet Versace dress — with attached gloves! Angie is all about warm formalwear. The knee-length frock was also studded with rhinestones. She accessorized with black pumps, diamond studs and a hot husband — as well smokey eyes, nude lips and sex hair.
Conversely, Gwyneth wore a long Pucci gown to the LA premiere of Country Strong. But don’t let its virginal color and prudish neckline/long sleeve combination confuse you! Because, from the back, Gwyneth’s dress is totally strip club-worthy. Seriously, check out the lace-up action going on there. She opted for simple hair, soft blue eye makeup and a sparkly Sutra ring.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.