The days when the anti-immigration movement’s most effective accomplishment was building a sand castle between us and Mexico are over.
They’re telling people to send dirty underwear now to fight the illegal alien invasion. The “Underwear for Illegals” campaign tells people to ship off more than 10,000 pairs of undies (from gently used to bad shape) to President Obama, the House Speaker and the illegal immigrants in the detention facilities.
(This hygenic call to action is in response to the Department of Homeland Security decision to secure 42,000 pairs of underwear for immigrants in detention facilities in America.)
President of Americans for Legal Immigration William Gheen wrote on the message board, “Instead of using our tax money to buy illegals 42,000 pairs of new underwear, we would like to send the illegals and DC politicians a message by mailing them our used underwear, and some of our pairs are in really bad shape due to the bad economy and all of the jobs illegal immigrants are taking from Americans.”
This is why opening the mail at the White House is harder than being the fashion intern. Just remember when you’re opening a package of lip gloss, another intern has to live in constant fear of protest undies.
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