We don’t actually think the world is about to end, and we’ve been hard pressed to find a lot of people who do. Still, the prospect of The Rapture got us to thinking that there are a few things we should probably get off our chests before 144,000 of us get absorbed into the cosmos. Or whatever is about to happen.
We think we’ve lead good, honest lives here at Styleite, but we’d be lying if we said there weren’t a few things that have annoyed us or that we regretted during our time on Earth. So in the spirit of honesty and full disclosure, here are a few items on which we’re just going to go ahead and own up to and/or apologize for.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.