If it were anyone other than Beyoncé, or a troop of firefighters baring all for charity, we’d find the idea of someone releasing their calendar a bit trite. But Bey is essentially the exception to all rules everywhere, so instead of being put off of by the “Me, Myself, and I” of it all, we’re entranced by her smoky smizes unrivaled curves — what else is new? In addition to the surplus of torso eye candy and Miley Cyrus-esque nude latex booty shorts, our favorite part of the Mrs. Carter almanac is the premise of making Bey even more a part of the day than she already is.
If you’re already in the market for over-sized stocking stuffers, this might be just the trick for guys and gals alike. Bey’s team describes the merch saying:
“The new year is coming soon, it’s time to get prepared with the first ever official Beyoncé calendar. Let Beyoncé help you schedule your day to day activities with her new 2014 calendar. Each month has a unique beautiful photo of Beyoncé and make a fantastic gift for family and friends.”
Feast your eyes on the preview images below, and you know that as soon as the rest of the images hit the web, we’ll have ’em for you. But if you want to slide your hands over the 12 x 12 inch keepsake in all its glossy glory, it’s available now for $15 on Beyonce.com.
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