American Eagle just released a really, really awful song about jeans. In fact, it’s so bad that it reminded us almost instantly of Jenna Rose‘s really, really awful song about jeans. But then we remembered all of those other songs about our favorite kind of legwear that are far better than both AE’s “Denim Song” and Rose’s “My Jeans”.
Allow us to present five songs (that don’t totally suck!) about the wonder of blue jeans.
1. “Forever in Blue Jeans” by Neil Diamond
We too would like to be forever in blue jeans. Wouldn’t you?
2. “Blue Jeans” by Blur
The Brits like denim, too.
3. “In Those Jeans” by Ginuwine
This is a more risque ode to jeans.
4. “Blue Jean” by David Bowie
This one isn’t about pants, so much as it is about a girl named Blue Jean. Still, it’s clever.
5. “Low” by Flo Rida
In which we learn Apple Bottom jeans go great with fur boots.
Oh, and here’s the American Eagle song, if you dare: