We never would have expected Brad Pitt to be the butt of so many jokes, but since his much-satired Chanel No. 5 ads came out, it seems he has become a prime target. The latest barb, courtesy of Star magazine, is directed at his reportedly widening midsection and penchant for the Spanx men’s range.
Via Celebitchy, here is what the tabloid is claiming:
“Does Brad Pitt wear Spanx? A source says Brad has been sporting a girdle to control his pudgy midsection recently.
‘They minimize the bad and accent the good,’ an insider explains of Brad’s new shapewear from Spanx’s men’s collection. ‘He’s close to 50 and is showing his age.’”
But while our sister site Gossip Cop has already debunked this particular rumor, we’re of the opinion that if Brad wants to fake a six pack with a “compression tank” then more power to him. In fact, while he’s at it, we wouldn’t mind if he took some other steps towards sprucing up his physical appearance these days.
See what we mean?
this is some kind of spaceship or something.