The plot is pretty simple: Britney has a jerky rich boyfriend who hits her, and she’s saved by a guy from the other side of the tracks. But he is a hustler, he’s no good at all! He is a loser, he’s a bum (bum bum bum)! You see, he’s the criminal from the title! Brit rejects a life of privilege (in which she wears a one-shouldered lace gown) to shack up with the hot criminal (and wear a black mullet dress).
They have figurative steamy bed sex, as well literal steamy shower sex with a Titanic hand-against-fogged-glass moment. And then they escape from the cops. Oh, and the criminal guy is actually her IRL boyfriend Jason Trawick. Happy Tuesday!
UPDATE: Sorry, the video has been taken down. But we’ll have a new one in here shortly!