Looks like Honey Boo Boo retired just in time. Nicole “Balls-Out Bambi” Richie‘s just joined the Toddlers & Tiaras circuit (only a few years late), and her finger bouncing, chin bobbing and “what, bitch?” face are ace.
In this bronzer and tutu-filled episode of #CandidlyNicole, “Naughty Nicky” decides to finally fulfill her potential as a pint-sized pageant princess and sabotage, bribe and twirl her way to the top (with the help of a consultant).
Will Nicole beat out Kylie, Eva and Mimi to win the Ultimate Grand Supreme crown? Watch what happens:
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