It’s too bad WordPress doesn’t process emoji — or it could be we’re still not getting the whole copy-paste thing — but either way, there were a lot of cartoon palm trees and hamburgers and guns cluttering up the Instagram captions from last night’s Halloween parties.
Fancy-dress empress Anna dello Russo went as something that likes floor-length sequins, tiger print and showgirl feathers as much as she does, Derek Blasberg chose sooty railroad stripes that inspired his fans to make innuendo-laden puns and Joan Smalls showed everyone why she’s #1 by working pink hair, blue lips and a furry monster head as if it were just another slinky designer gown. Alexa Chung also proved she’s top banana (of a different kind) by mashing up one McDonald’s icon with … another McDonald’s icon.
So who was the fairest, funniest and freakiest of them all? You tell us:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.