Courtney Love will not be your party girl anymore. She’s 50. She’s has things to do: acting! Music! Writing! Spending time with her family! Her overbooked sober life is like summer for overachievers, but she did managed to squeeze in an interview she didn’t want to do. According to her sit-down with PAPER, she doesn’t have the TIME to descend on parties anymore and if she did, well, she’s missing another important component. Love’s reason for skipping out on all those bat mitzvahs and weddings is as glorious as you’d expect:
I don’t go to to events. My excuse for not going is hat I only have one couture gown. I don’t even want to be doing this interview.
Next time someone asks you if you might be up for some sort of outing during daylight hours, you know what to do. In fact, just make sure Siri or the little man in your cell remembers this message as your default method of declining invitations so you can protect yourself from friends more easily. If you have a contact who insists that their proposed activity doesn’t necessitate a couture gown, then they just don’t get you and you should delete them forever. Because you have work to do.
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