Not since Natalie Massenet’s Instagram biography have we been so enthralled by storytelling in increments.
Racked‘s in-house photographer Driely S. has been keeping a Coachella diary that will make you laugh, sympathize, and reconsider what you think about the dedicated men and women who bring you outfit inspo. Unlike what Tommy and Phil would have you believe, it’s not all Happy Meal breaks and goofing around with Anna Dello Russo — it’s more like sunburns, sweaty nipples, denim diapers, Red Bulls, and not being able to see The Knife because you’re too exhausted. (The chasing after Jared Leto part, however, is real.)
We’re approximately 24 hours late for #FollowFriday, but her commentary is just too honest and spit-out-your-green-juice hilarious not to share. Take this gem, for example:
“When @jaredleto arrived yesterday you could actually hear the sound of the Tweens ovaries ripening. I am considering licensing all my #streetstyle photos of #JaredLeto babeing at #coachella to fertility doctors as a way to induce ovulation. Even the dudes next to me were saying their vaginas had moistened, and they didn’t even have one. And there you have it my good people… Jared Leto at Coachella ❤️”
Scroll down for a few of our favorite images, and click here for more. And let’s all try to incorporate #underbutts into our captions more, shall we?
Update: See the final images here!