With her eight pairs of shoes and penchant for black it’s pretty well established that Emma Watson has absolutely nothing in common with her Bling Ring character Nicki. Maybe this is why she’s tried her hand at method acting?
Turns out Emma got into character by making a blog on former hip Young Folks hangout Tumblr. It’s titled ‘NickiMooreForever’ and comes complete with obnoxious selfie, a garish zebra pint background straight from the ugliest stage of MySpace’s adolescence, hollow life advice and a horrifying amount of bad grammar.
We looked at it so you don’t have to, and can report that Emma has the social media façade of a bratty L.A. teenager in early 2009 mastered. Posts include an FHM video tribute to Hills star Audrina Patridge and a hilarious style inspo collage of the “always sexy but classy too” Lindsay Lohan. “Like me she is a very spiritual person and I know her faith will carry her through,” “Nicki” writes.
Whole. New. Respect.