We’ve weathered enough sample sales to know that hell hath no fury like a woman who’s just had the last pair of size 9 shoes pried from her feeble hands. So as soon as we got our own hands on the footage from Alexander Wang’s clothing free-for-all that we, ahem, TOLD you to go to, we knew that we were in for sheer guilty pleasure. Lo and behold, it was even more amazing than we could have imagined. The cat fights were deliciously savage, and we even caught a glimpse of our rockstar intern Chelsea who risked her life to be our own investigative reporter, and get some free T by Alexander Wang goods to show for it.
View our slideshow below of the 5 most ridiculous moments from the one-time-only event, and then dedicate a moment of silence to the scrappy shoppers for a battle well fought.
Alexander Wang’s Having A Super Secret Surprise Party And You’re Invited (Seriously!)
The Oscar de la Renta And Alexander Wang Bromance Is Born
PHOTOS: Alexander Wang Comes Out Swinging For Fall 2013
this is some kind of spaceship or something.