We tried and failed to find some gifts for Kate Middleton and her royal spawn, but when you’re a designer it’s easier: You can just sketch them into existence.
Over the next few days His Royal Highness, Prince of Cambridge will be receiving a 41-gun salute to be fired in London’s Green Park and 62 shots fired from a cannon at the Tower of London to add to his already two million-plus Twitter mentions. And now he can add to that list a Royal Baby Boom Box pre-loaded with royal tunes (thanks Catherine Malandrino), a baby carriage in the shape of a shoe — cheers, Kenneth Cole — and a four-piece Dior ‘Petits Bonheurs’ capsule collection.
Apparently Kate and Wills didn’t have time to set up an online gift registry, meaning there are a few double-ups. Nanette Lepore and Christian LaCroix have also drafted two very opulent carriages, and Lela Rose has thought ahead a few years with her vintage colorblock bike. Reckon we can borrow that while HRH is getting still getting used to his own feet?
And if he doesn’t take to any of the designer blueprints, that creepy doll is still available.
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this is some kind of spaceship or something.