Just as you’re whispering a tearful goodbye to your boob cage in preparation for fall-appropriate fashion, the boot to help you show major skin has arrived.
New York-based artist Jeremy Penn, who specializes in pop culture goddesses, has smacked a collage of Brazilian pin-up beauties on a custom pair of Schutz boots for New York Fashion Week. Maybe once you fantasized about burlesque stardom. Oh, the dollar bills that would pile high at your ruby red Bordello pumps. But now you can make that dream a sort of reality by wearing these. The ankle booties feature all manner of crystal bra-encased cleavage, hot dark lips, panties, and pearls. If Schutz actually sells them, we hope that no two boots will be alike. Luckily, they look pretty wearable for a fetish object. More importantly, they represent the coquette you would be if you could just get your Moulin Rouge parody off the ground at the community theater.