Paltrow stripped down to nothing but a pair of fishnets and a few pieces of sparkle for Vanity Fair‘s jewelry supplement, a publication we have never seen (although we subscribe to the magazine) because of the tax bracket we are unfortunate enough to dwell in. Targeted marketing makes us sad.
Anyway! Paltrow looks stunning, with her hair pulled up to reveal her Louis Vuitton earrings, necklace and rings — to say nothing of her decolletage — and her banging body. We’re not so naive as to believe that this photo hasn’t been visited by Photoshops’ blur tool, but it’s pretty clear that whoever reshaped this photo didn’t have to do much.
And that, if you’ve ever read Paltrow’s lifestyle blog GOOP, is because Gwen works out. She’s up at 4:30 every morning working on her fitness, and if her new cookbook is any indication of her personal diet, she eats pretty well, too.
So keep on being jealous of Paltrow. She’s making it clear she plans to be around for a long time, and if she keeps up her regimen she might just outlive us all.