Everyone’s favorite Go Go Juice guzzling, Toddlers & Tiaras star, Alana, was on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers show yesterday (where else!), which means we have no shortage of Honey Boo Boo Child monologues and energy-drink antics to share with you today.
We wish the point of the show was to get Alana off the caffeine and onto a more nutritionally beneficial substance, but alas, the closest we got to a P.S.A. was Dr. Drew testing the Go Go Juice and complaining that it made his tongue swell and his mouth feel fuzzy.
This is Alana backstage, where she harasses a production assistant…
And this is Alana at home, after chugging — yep, you guessed it! — more Go Go Juice.
And this is what happened when Dr. Drew tried the Go Go Juice for himself:
On that note, we’re going to go find ourselves a head of broccoli.