Guilt-Ridden Redditors Are Donating to Prostate Cancer After Masturbating to JLaw Nudes [Updated]

The new ALS Ice Bucket Challenge?

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If there is one good thing to come out of the reprehensible 4chan leak of nude celebrity photos over the weekend, it might be that Reddit’sThe Fappening” community — a subreddit set up to allow people to effectively violate famous women by viewing and sharing the private images — is now the largest donator to the Prostrate Cancer Foundation.

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The funds are coming from a link on the subreddit that goes to the PCF’s donation page. So far over $4,000 has been raised by dudes who’s horniness has been tinged by moral guilt. So why prostrate cancer instead of a charity dedicated to eradicating sexist comments aimed at female victims of the internet’s “don’t wear a short skirt and you won’t get raped” argument? Science has suggested that high ejaculation frequency can reduce the risk of prostrate cancer.

It’s not like giving a few bucks to charity makes it all G to beat the meat over illegally and reprehensibly obtained photographs, but it is perhaps a barely visible, slightly silvery lining surrounding this dark, dark iCould. Make a donation, dudes, if it makes you feel like a less crappy human — but don’t think it gets you back into JLaw’s good books.

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One Reddit community NOT having such a field day with the leaked photos is the opposition party r/nofap, a support group for people trying to quit masturbation. Unsurprisingly the 4chan leak has had an effect similar to what might happen if someone spiked the punch at an AA meeting, with horny anti-fappers currently responding with everything from messages of moral support to ones of condemnation to Dragonball Z analogies:

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Just don’t get too excited about the escalating donations. If there’s one thing you want clogging up your Facebook feed less than videos of people dumping ice over their heads, it’s the #PCFNoFapChallenge.

UPDATE: PCF does not want Reddit’s spunk-tained money. After posting a flawless response to The Fappening brouhaha, they have returned all donations to the Redditors/assholes involved.

Related links:
Lena Dunham Calls J-Law’s Nude Photo Hacker ‘A Sex Offender’
Um, Maybe Don’t Show Support For Jennifer Lawrence by Leaking Your Own Nudes
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to End All ALS Ice Bucket Challenges

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