Human Ken doll, Justin Jedlica, and his should be soul-mate, Human Barbie, are far from in love. He actually thinks she looks like a “drag queen.” Go figure. The people at GQ must have realized they had Q&A gold when they asked him about the duo’s fateful meeting.
You see, Jedlica is committed to the art of being plastic. His chiseled looks are the result of 140 procedures. He is actually becoming a revolutionary in the field of ridiculous surgery. His favorite work of art is his shoulders.
“My baby is my shoulders, because nobody has anything like them. I divided these so there’s six pieces—front, middle, and back. Just like the actual anatomy.”
And all of that led to his own “artistic muscle-augmentation-implant line,” so you can see why he thinks Valeria Lukyanova is overrated.
“I don’t really get her. I don’t get why people think she’s so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She’s an illusionist.”
Uhh yeah, we are rendered speechless.
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