It’s truly a sign of the times that no one’s batting an eye over the fact that Jared Leto allegedly had sex with a transwoman pre-transition, because they’re too consumed with the mental image of his gladiator dick.
Alexis Arquette recently gave an interview in which she complied with the request to reveal a secret by telling the following anecdote:
“I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”
The media response has been nothing short of
renewed and fervid speculation of Jared Leto’s sexuality. offensive and misinformed rhetoric about trans bodies, transwomen, trans sex, and/or the trope of “the deceitful tr*nny.” a curious and genuine wondering aloud about how Alexis Arquette feels having had sex with Jared Leto in a post-Dallas Buyers Club world. obsessing over that dick description.
Really! No one is talking about anything other than Jordan Catalano’s likely flawless shaft! Congratulations, Entertainment Media at Large. Today, for one small hour, you shocked me.
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