We were aware that Jeremy Scott saves some of his more outré aesthetic for the shoes he makes with Adidas. But sometimes you just need a Ryan Lochte Instagram and accompanying weird comment to really put something in perspective.
Take this shot he posted today of some camo teddy bear shoes that are really failing at being incognito and that make us think Ryan would be a very interesting person to take to Kruger National Park. “Wanna go on a safari?” reads the caption. Hell yeah we do, if there are bears wearing Adidas caps.
But compared to some of the ways Scott has forced his personal brand of wacky upon Adidas’ designs in the past, the camo teddies are pretty tame. Fluffy pink poodles? Perspex gladiators? Sneakers with tails? Done, done, and done. See our picks, plus Ryan’s personal faves, in the gallery below.
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this is some kind of spaceship or something.