JWOWW Designing “Sophisticated” Skank-Tanks

With the death of Duff and L.C. (RIP), we’d thought the recession had finally put the kibosh on the quasi-celeb cum designer. Alas, she lives. Word is that Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWOWW” Farley — the hard-partying, butterscotch brown, bad girl from MTV’s Jersey Shore — has put down her Jello shots and got to work on a little line of her own.

Sorry folks, no word yet on a launch date. But according to her Twitter feed, The Wow has been busy shopping for fabrics and dreaming up new permutations on that infamously, tramp-tastic yellow-shirt. Before you break out the double-stick tape and make a B-Line for Mystic Tan, take note, the fauxlebrity says her range will reinvent the term “sexy sophisticated” — that is, if your definition of sophistication includes table dancing, wardrobe malfunctions and a Bump-It!.

And blown-out boys, fret not. La Guidette says she’s got you (sort of) covered and plans to round out her juiced-up collection with jeans, blazers and shirts (jewel-encrusted we presume) for the men. Take it or leave it, we’re sure theres a few trendsetting Tri-Staters that can’t wait to get their paws on some JWOWW approved polyester. Do we smell a tanning lotion in the future?

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