Did you know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Because she is! And now she’s naked on the cover of ELLE magazine’s April issue.
In addition to learning plenty about the curvature of Jessica’s pregnant belly, we also learn the sex of her baby: it’s a she.
“Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” she blurts out, her Dallas accent swooping back in this moment of heightened anxiety. “Eric is so athletic. We’re gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping.”
Read more and see the rest of the photos over on ELLE.com.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.