It’s an undisputed fact that “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is one of the best holiday songs of all time ever ever ever. And now Justin Bieber has ruined it, and by association, Christmas.
Biebs teamed up with Mariah Carey for a remake of the song and an accompanying video, and there is SO MUCH TO DISLIKE. The “boo-be-bop-bop” intro, the weird tinny post-production effect, the Nintendo 3DS product placement, Mariah’s slutty Santa costume, Bieber’s hair, Bieber’s earrings, Bieber’s sheepskin collar, the creepy Mariah-Bieber flirting, the fact that it’s called “SuperFestive!”.
You know who didn’t ruin this song? The little girl from Love Actually. She ruled.
This is bad:
This is not:
Neither is this: