The thing we love most about Jenni ‘Jwoww’ Farley is that we can always rely on her to be honest and candid about what she thinks, no matter who she’s representing herself to. So it’s only natural that, when she was filling out an application to be on a reality based show (this was before she hit it big with The Jersey Shore), her answers to its questions would come straight from the heart.
The good people at PopEater dug up one such application, though they can’t say what show Farley was applying for. Whichever show it was, we’re surprised her answers didn’t get more attention from the casting agents, because some of her responses are pure gold. Herein, our favorite moments from the application, in which Farley discusses personal style, home decor and how she feels about people who aren’t celebrities:
If you could describe yourself as an animal, what would it be and why? Tiger… obvious reasons.
Do you have a large wardrobe? Yes!!!
Do you have crush on anyone who is not a celebrity? F**k them all
How is your personal style reflected in your wardrobe? Yup
How is your personal style reflected in the way you have decorated your place? Yes
— Loves upstate New York
— She’s into tall, dark handsome guys who love dogs and are outgoing, very business type
— Cut off BF [Boyfriend’s] fingers with a sword