We already know Kanye West is a prodigious Twitter ranter. Seriously, the man is like the James Joyce of Twitter rants. Except instead of Ulysses we get stuff like this, excerpted from his now-infamous January tirade on design:
Good logic tells me smile Kanye… the world likes you again… red or blue pill? … aaaaand Swallow lol
I want to put creatives in a room together with like minds that are all waaaay doper than me
We need to take what Michael Jackson felt and Mcqueen and Steve Jobs and we need make things better…
Anyways, the moral of the story is that the king is back and he is NOT pleased.
See, Kanye was out and about in New York this afternoon, musing (we assume) on where to locate a better belt manufacturer and how next to satiate a media obsessed with his budding relationship. His reveries were interrupted, however, when the rapper was assaulted by a series of outfits that he outright hated. Hated so much, in fact, as to air his grievances with his 7 million-odd Twitter followers.
Oh New York, how dare you offend the delicate sensibilities of Kim Kardashian‘s newest beau!
Luckily for you, we’ve compiled the tweets below so you will know What Not To Wear should you ever cross paths with Mr. West: