Saturday Night Live did us proud with its spot-on Kardashian Divorce Special spoof. This is exactly how you need to start your week.
Kristen Wiig‘s Kris Jenner rules. (Well, Kristen Wiig rules period.) Bruce Jenner can’t move his face, Kris Humphries is a caveman, and Kim has the most annoying voice of all time. It’s basically like real life! Also, there are bacon-wrapped scallops wrapped in $100 bills, and this:
“You guys, it’s been really hard. All week we’ve just been crying and crying and posing and crying and getting our anuses bleached.”
Thank you, SNL. Just…thank you: