11 Reasons To Celebrate Kate Middleton’s 31st Birthday

Kate Middleton turns 31-years-old today, and as such, we’re celebrating the only way we know how: with a retrospective look at her best moments. No, we’re not going to burden your fingers with the task of clicking through a gallery. Instead, we went through our archives to find the best Kate moments — you’re welcome.

1. Well, for starters, she’s pregnant with the future King or Queen of England!

2. She’ll most likely wear awesome maternity clothes thanks to her BFF Sarah Burton.

3. And yet, she was just as awkward as we were in middle school! She also dressed up as a baby!

4. She and Prince William weren’t shy about gifting us with some wave action and Royal PDA at the Olympics.

5. They’re also great dancers. Well, actually, Kate is, Will not so much. He does make us laugh with his dance moves, so we’ll give him points for that.

6. Kate is just the best at recycling her wardrobe, and manages to make each repeat look awesome.

7. Her nose is so perfect that the number of plastic surgery requests for her nose tripled in 2012.

8. Kate has landed on more magazine covers than we can count, and yet, she’s never, ever, ever posed for one. Now, how exactly is that possible?

9. She moonlights as a photographer! During her trip to South East Asia, she photographed some spectacular scenery and even blogged about it.

10. She has really cool bangs that give off a groovy ’70s vibe. And she just has amazing hair, in general.

11. The Duchess and the rest of the Royal family will sue your pants off if you piss them off.


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