According to the rumor mill, the British beauty plans to tie the knot with longtime beau Jamie Hince in a private, three-day music festival. (Imagine Glastonbury without the Wellie-requiring muck and noisy crowds — must be nice being a multi-millionaire!).
And with the sighting of six marquees on Moss’s Cotswolds estate in Little Faringdon this past weekend, it seems like something is definitely in the works. Of course, the supermodel won’t settle for anything but the best — and she’s reportedly requested none other than Snoop Dogg, The Gossip’s Beth Ditto, and the Rolling Stones. Also among the performers of choice was Lady Gaga, but the pop star couldn’t attend. In place of her vocal talents and Versace-clad theatrics, she politely declined by sending the happy couple an accordion. Because what spells eternal love like some accordion music? (For some reason, we can’t imagine the face of Longchamp sitting by the hearth, serenading guests with the box-like instrument).
Since Moss “doesn’t want her guests to leave for days,” she’s making it a “no-expense spared do — though most of her budget will probably go on booze,” a source told the Sun. She’s already secured two top chefs and Kevin O’Leary, who has DJed for several of her previous birthday bashes. And while will guests ride in coaches, the newlyweds will have a snazzy MG sports car to ferry them to the reception.
Sounds like a can’t-miss event! Oh wait, we’re not invited.