While we expected Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise‘s divorce to be drawn out and messy, it’s already over!
“The case has been settled and the agreement has been signed. We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life. This result could not have been achieved without the hard work of my partner Gary Skoloff and our co-counsel Allan Mayefsky, Michael Mosberg and Larry Trachtenberg of Aronson Mayefsky and Sloan and Peter Walzer and Chris Melcher of Walzer & Melcher in California. We thank Tom’s counsel for their professionalism and diligence that helped bring about this speedy resolution.”
And what about the custody battle over Suri? Sources say that an arrangement is being worked out in which Suri lives with Holmes (presumably in their new crib), and Cruise is granted “generous visitation rights”. In a separate statement, reps for Holmes and Cruise say:
“We are committed to working together as parents to accomplish what is in our daughter Suri’s best interests. We want to keep matters affecting our family private and express our respect for each other’s commitment to each of our respective beliefs and support each other’s roles as parents.”
The settlement was reached pretty darn quickly, but we’re cool with it because that means we get to write about Katie’s post-divorce outfits. Starting with these:
this is some kind of spaceship or something.