As if starlets don’t catch enough flak from the media over their sartorial decisions, Katy Perry now has a whole new set of wardrobe police to deal with: her insurance company.
Yup. According to UK gossip rag The Sun, insurers have ordered the pop star to cease and desist with wearing her signature spinning bras lest they cause a neck injury. Apparently, during a recent concert, Katy’s hair got caught in the rotating peppermints adorning one such brassiere and now the incident is causing everyone great distress. Perry reportedly recounted the episode to the paper:
“My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I’m forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t**. What a girl does for her art.”
Indeed, Katy, you truly are a martyr for the cause.
And, naturally, we’re incredibly concerned for your safety, so we’ve done some digging and found a whole slew of other outfits that could be hazardous to your health. Especially after those creepy comments you made about skinning and wearing the Japanese “like Versace.” We’re just looking out for you, girl.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.