Penises And Metaphysics: Ke$ha’s New Jewelry Line Covers All The Bases

Ke$ha‘s first jewelry line, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert, is here and is exactly what we were expecting: weird.

The jewelry features teeth, skulls, and penises, and many of the pieces include stones purported to have “metaphysical properties” like curing depression and channeling the energy of the universe. How practical!

The jewelry’s metal is Alchemía (AKA “Zero Karat Gold”), a blend of base metals that has “the look and feel of 18K gold.” It is also hypoallergenic, flexible for adjusting, and it won’t tarnish.  But more importantly, it comes in exciting designs that are sure to let those around you know you’ve got a screw or two loose. There are earrings, bracelets, and necklaces, but Ke$ha also mixes it up with arm cuffs and knuckle rings.

The entire line (penises especially) is turning out to be quite a sensation, and as you’ll see on the site, Ke$ha’s jewelry is selling faster than cronuts. While much of the jewelry is a bit over-the-top for our sensibilities, there are admittedly quite a few lovely accessories we’re considering buying.

See some of the collection below, and the rest on

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