In not-at-all-surprising news, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce. See ya, Kris Humphries!
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TMZ reports the reality star is doing so after a whopping 72 days of marriage, citing “irreconcilable differences”. Kim is reportedly hiring celebrity divorce attorney Laura Wasser who represented Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Nick Lachey, and pretty much everyone else in Hollywood.
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Fear not, dear readers, Kim will be just fine. She pocketed $18 million for her
fake fairytale wedding, and Kris signed what we assume is a pretty intense prenup. She’ll be a billionaire yet!