Of all the people to have the exclusive rights to Kristen Stewart‘s highly anticipated Chanel Dallas campaign, I’m not sure why it would be an Instagram user who has a moderate 633 followers and goes by the somewhat uninspired alias ‘Chanel Boy.’
But it definitely appears to Kristen Stewart’s Chanel Dallas campaign — it’s pouty, it’s borderline offensive to my eyeballs and probably to Dallas, and it all somehow works perfectly. The death stare, the toothpick, the fringing, the cornrows — I want it all. I even want these exceptionally bizarre sleeves, the overall effect of which is one part Jane Aldridge and two parts Falcor from The NeverEnding Story:
But most of all I want Chanel Boy’s cat, who is truly werking those Chanel pearl headphones:
So mystery, much Blue Steel. See more #ChanelStew and cat pictures here.
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