So mystery, much Blue Steel.
Of all the people to have the exclusive rights to Kristen Stewart‘s highly anticipated Chanel Dallas campaign, I’m not sure why it would be an Instagram user who has a moderate 633 followers and goes by the somewhat uninspired alias ‘Chanel Boy.’
But it definitely appears to Kristen Stewart’s Chanel Dallas campaign — it’s pouty, it’s borderline offensive to my eyeballs and probably to Dallas, and it all somehow works perfectly. The death stare, the toothpick, the fringing, the cornrows — I want it all. I even want these exceptionally bizarre sleeves, the overall effect of which is one part Jane Aldridge and two parts Falcor from The NeverEnding Story:
But most of all I want Chanel Boy’s cat, who is truly werking those Chanel pearl headphones:
So mystery, much Blue Steel. See more #ChanelStew and cat pictures here.
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