Kristen Stewart Wears Death Stare and Cornrows in Leaked Chanel Dallas Campaign

So mystery, much Blue Steel.

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Of all the people to have the exclusive rights to Kristen Stewart‘s highly anticipated Chanel Dallas campaign, I’m not sure why it would be an Instagram user who has a moderate 633 followers and goes by the somewhat uninspired alias ‘Chanel Boy.’

But it definitely appears to Kristen Stewart’s Chanel Dallas campaign — it’s pouty, it’s borderline offensive to my eyeballs and probably to Dallas, and it all somehow works perfectly. The death stare, the toothpick, the fringing, the cornrows — I want it all. I even want these exceptionally bizarre sleeves, the overall effect of which is one part Jane Aldridge and two parts Falcor from The NeverEnding Story:

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But most of all I want Chanel Boy’s cat, who is truly werking those Chanel pearl headphones:

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So mystery, much Blue Steel. See more #ChanelStew and cat pictures here.

[The Gloss]

Related links:
Kristen Stewart Is the Worst (and Therefore the Best) Brand Spokesperson Ever
The 6 Most Ridiculous Moments From Chanel’s Dallas Métiers d’Art Show
The First Kristen Stewart Fashion Campaign That Actually Makes Sense

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