Dressing as Lady Gaga is harder this year than it has been in the past, due to her recent aversion to getting dressed at all. No disrespect: If you’ve got it, flaunt it, but if it’s the chillier end of fall and there’s a risk of encountering minors, you might want to reconsider.
Instead fashion a form-fitting body stocking and paint yourself into the most comfortable, SFW and ridiculously easy to assemble of her ‘Applause’ incarnations. You can always wear your bra made from leather glove-clad hands underneath in case things get wild.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.