Wish your baby could dress like the Mother Monster? Then Gaga Goo Goo, Lady Gaga‘s new line of clothing for the under-two set, would no doubt be a dream come true.
Or at least it would if it were a real thing. Gaga appeared in a spoof commercial for the would-be (should-be!) clothing brand on last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live. In it, mere children wobbled around adorably in miniaturized versions of some of her most famous costumes, including the bubble dress from the cover of Rolling Stone, the Kermit the Frog dress and even the meat dress she wore to the MTV Video Music Awards last year. (For babies, the little meat chapeau gets replaced with a little piece of salami.)
Of course, any of the costumes would be completely impractical for actual infants to wear, but can you imagine how much respect a toddler would earn in her daycare playpen if she showed in in miniature Alexander McQueen armadillo heels and a leotard from Rick Owens? Neither can we. Because this is a question that no one ever asked before now.