The 15-second clip, shot by Terry Richardson, is pretty much exactly what it sounds like — a looooot of “cake”, to the point of being, in our opinion, raunchy. Honestly, it was a bit painful to watch this, because we think we’ve finally discovered that there is, in fact, something that Gaga can’t do: rap. Now our illusions of her as a someone with some kind of superhuman, universal talent are shattered. And it makes us think of Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy for Uncle Terry. Please, please, just let this one die.