Gaga says at the very beginning of the video “I don’t speak German, but I can if you like,” and then goes on to repeat the same line in really bad German about 50 times. Someone in our office who speaks pretty good German couldn’t make out more than something loosely translated as “I can’t believe it started this way” and the word “Mugler.”
But don’t let that stop you from listening to the track. It’s pretty bass heavy and immediately conjures images of people dancing around in a trendy club somewhere west of Berlin. Take a listen and (if you speak the lingo) let us know if you can make out what she’s saying.