Nothing says Happy Lady Killer Friday like Jamie Dornan being unveiled as the face of Hogan’s Spring 2014 campaign. He somehow makes exposed ankles look more enticing than Venice, Italy.
Most women had no clue who Dornan was until he replaced Charlie Hunnam as the fictional Christian Grey. You have to admire a guy who is willing to put it all on the line for a bondage film based on a book trilogy referred to as “mommy porn.” The Fifty Shades of Grey movie created a media circus even before casting. No matter what the reviews, he is destined for some serious notoriety.
Dornan hails from Northern Ireland, which means he has an accent that would prompt you to ask him to read the phone book. He is the body that Eva Mendes clutched in those steamy Calvin Klein underwear ads. Kate Moss has been draped over him too. He even managed to seduce Kirsten Dunst’s Marie Antoinette in the 2006 Sofia Coppola film. Let’s be honest, it never hurts to have a Coppola rooting for you — unless it’s Nicholas Cage.
He just looks so good when he is brooding (or pretending to brood) that you never want to see him smile. Thinking about him holding his two-month-old daughter is enough to make your ovaries explode. Just stop working and enjoy Dornan in all of his glory.
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