Macklemore may be taking your grandpa’s style, but Lauren Conrad is taking your citrus-hued Pyrex bowls and gold-accented German stemware.
LC was on a Chelsea Handler-less Chelsea Lately last night to promote her new book, Infamous: A Fame Game Novel, but she used the opportunity to talk to stand-in host Ross Mathews about more important issues: her love for bangs and thrifting. And the fact that she’s been lying about her age this whole time.
In the interview, we are informed of the truth about Conrad, which is that she is actually an 80-year-old woman who would rather trawl flea markets for floral teacups than blow through $10 million in anticipation of a Mayan apocalypse.
The former 27-year-old laughs very convincingly through Mathews’ OTT dad jokes and freely informs the audience of the best place to stalk her on the second Sunday of every month: The Rose Bowl Flea in Los Angeles. If you’re lucky (?), you might also see Mathews there with a hot dog in one hand and a breakfast beer in the other.
The host does have one valuable pointer, though: “You can test drive a car; test drive a bang!” Illustrating this concept is Conrad herself, who wears a clip-on pair on her new Marie Claire cover, and just made the chop IRL. See her sweet new hairstyle in the video below: