Another day, another starlet/socialite/tabloid staple in court. Today’s honor goes to Lindsay Lohan who, after failing a court-mandated drug test, tweeted an attempt at an apology (which we won’t point out is in direct contradiction to what she told Vanity Fair), and was denied bail at today’s hearing and taken immediately into custody. But the more important question is: what did she wear?
Lohan stuck with the black and white color scheme Paris Hilton went with last week, pairing a knee-length and high-waisted white skirt with Christian Louboutin platform heels, a black top with mesh detailing and a sweetheart neckline, an oversized black blazer, and a pair of cat-eye sunglasses.
For historical reference, the last time Lohan went to court, she changed her outfit three times. She also had “F*ck U” written on the nail of her middle finger and asked Karl Lagerfeld to decorate her SCRAM bracelet. And this is what she wore to go to jail the first time.
But, back to this outfit. While certainly an attempt at looking demure, we can only assume that Lohan was not expecting to go directly to jail. Louboutins and a white skirt do not exactly scream prison cell couture.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.